This is a generator for the infamous "Suck It Down" ad for Daikatana, a first-person shooter developed by Ion Storm (founded by id Software co-founder John Romero).

Disclaimer: This generator is solely for entertainment purposes; neither Ion Storm or John Romero endorse this site. (Or the ad anymore, for that matter!)

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JOHN ROMERO'S ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCH.

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